Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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