I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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