yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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