I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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