I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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