Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dick very happy bro
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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