i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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