We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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