matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
it was like eating out sand paper
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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