He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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