I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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