super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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