these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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