Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We are two peas in an std pod
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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