Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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