remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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