therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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