My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize