Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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