Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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