the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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