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it hurts more in the daytime
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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