Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize
