I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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