i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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