youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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