I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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