even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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