May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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