Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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