I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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