Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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