When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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