im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Randomize
