They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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