He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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