Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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