just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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