ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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