I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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