does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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