Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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