in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
So squirting runs in the family.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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