i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
soo... how was my night?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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