It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
