the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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