just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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