Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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