I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I need to sanitize my soul.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
