I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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