There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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