I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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