My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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