i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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