And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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