Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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