With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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