I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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