This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I did not marry a roomba.
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